You'll never be as young as you are right now.

Whats the happiest thing you can think of?

Out of the top of my head [non-explicit] : Santa Claus riding a unicorn at Disneyland with a trail of candy

So ..Mt. Clothes has reappeared! After a week of school, the hill of cotton hits new limits. Looks like a clean two feet haha. Dispelling misconceptions: its not only dirty clothes! I have a bunch of folded clean clothes at the valley that I dont want to put up and then I just stack those used ones on top because … I dont want to open my closet door. I’m pretty pro at figuring out which clothes is clean and which is dirty… Sometimes I give tours ;) “LOOK, a Yeti!”

You know that one song that reminds you of home? When I hear mine, memories just flash back immediately and unexpectedly in an uncontrollable surge… It’s overwhelming. It makes you want to drop everything and just fall into the moment. Flush me down a whirlpool of time, into a place where responsibility was immature, and laughter always prominent. For the most part… when I’m still next to those that have passed away and just soak in their presence.

I’m exhausted, sore, light-headed, uncomfortable, and sleep-deprived from this weekend, but you know what? I’m happy about it. The past two days have been amazing. My shoulders are sore. Probably from blobbing and canoeing but maybe its from the burden of a materialistic world coming back. Hey, only 6 more hours of summer and I’m not sad about it :)

Oh bed, how much I’ve missed you!

Tuan … likes that moment in Spanish 1 when everyone just realized what “Yo quiero Taco Bell” means

I’m glad that its done! I just have to wait for it to heal. Tasting blood for the entire day … can’t say it tasted delicious. At the dentist’s office, there was a nice nurse who rubbed my shoulders when the dentist was inflicting his usual pain. I pinched myself when I felt like biting his hand. He kept saying “relax” while digging in my mouth. Niggah, I’m tense. AND, YO, MAN THAT’S WHERE I EAT.

WE MADE SOME. You foos want some huh :)

So I’ve decided to divide my posts. All my negative posts will now be stored in a castle protected by a fire-breathing dragon man-eating raccoon.

I think you’re pretty without any make-up. I think you’re funny when you tell the punch-line wrong.

So I instantly turn black when my computer crash. I learned this yesterday when my computer crashed and I scream “NIGGAH PLEAZE”

So uh… I can’t drive, haha. Not the asian stereotype I want to embrace. I’m gonna ginny a pole now.

Whats with all these blog names being fuckyeah___? Is it some kind of trend? I wonder if someone has made fuckyeahme.

PS: Fuckyeahme was taken by a black dude haha. But Fuckyeahyou isnt ;)

Way back in the days, when dial-up was bearable, a little fobby kid named Tuan went to his first year of social interaction at Challenger Elementary. In those days, we only had half-a-day class for kindergarten, and at noon the kids were free from the educational grip of teachers. One day I was waiting for my dad to come pick me. We sat outside on the concrete patio as a line of cars formed and rolled away. While sitting patiently, there was a little girl besides me. Exchanges of childish mumbles occurred and then unexpectedly she gave me a beanie of an elephant. Some weird elephant. It laid flat on its belly. You could actually argue its not an elephant. It’s pretty lame but I kept that little guy for a long time. Once there was a tear on one of its hind legs. I quickly dispatched to find my mom’s sewing box and tried to fix the elephant. Granted, the patchwork was terrible, but I was satisfied. It kinda looked like a cast because I used white thread and the elephant was grey haha. I wonder where that critter is now… :)