so I’m going to use this as an excuse to be overly dramatic. …
My roommate’s side of the room is filled with paper. My side of the room is littered with food and art supplies.
Sun’s not out yet, and I’m not tired. But I should get some sleep. After studying for about 8 hours continuously, I feel like I’m still going to bomb this shit pretty okay.
You know you're tired when...
The text said “where” and you thought someone called you something. 5 AM.
Sick and loaded up on caffeine. Why did I plan on taking both calculus 1 and 2 in one semester? Make me feel better Pepperidge Farm’s Milano.
Me: Hey, nice shirt.
Friend: Nice face.
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself.
This is the earliest I’ve ever been up. Its nice being able to see the sunrise. Next semester, I have labs at 9 AM on Mondays. I don’t know if I will able to live.
I'm sleepy and I know it.
Girl, look at that bed Girl, look at that bed. Girl, look at that bed. … I ate out. snuggle snuggle snuggle snuggle, yeah.
Pro-tip: One of the dirtiest public places is the...
It’s a necessity for some to use to stabilize their balance, but if you would just notice… everyone touches it. However, nobody actually realizes that they’re touching it.
I hate going to the dentist
My gums: omg have mercy
My dentists: lol die
I love these deep-in-the-night inspiration. It’s like a tiny spark, that makes you want to spend countless hours towards perfection. Its hard to find, but you get this great little feeling when you do. It makes me giddy and warm inside.
My sister got me a peacoat for Black Friday.
I’m going to look like a rich douche, but..
Interviewer: From a scale of 1 to 10, how would you rate our product?
Woman: I would give it an eleven!
Me: omg, can you count
Seeing other people happy, makes me happy D’AWWW.
I'm thankful for those who love me.
That’s not something everyone has, and that’s not something everyone can get but that’s something everyone needs. It’s the final protection against both the internal and external world. It’s the kevlar that just won’t break. It’s the seatbelt that holds you back from collisions. It’s the coat that protects your soul. Have a blessed day everybody.
Thanksgiving: Survival of the fattest.
GF: I love you.
BF: I love you too.
Me, third wheeling: I love myself too.
I found my USB with all my artwork. Thank goodness. I thought I lost all the photos and retaking them would be quite a hassle. Still pondering if I want to upload some or not.
Tomorrow, I TRAVERSE TO THE LAND OF HOME
I hate explaining to my mom I have more than one...
What. I didn’t know that this congressional ‘pizzas are vegetables’ bill was passed. What the hell is this. I understand the logic behind the demotion of pluto as a planet, but the logic behind this is flawed. The argument lies in the tomato sauce in the pizza. If we consider that into the daily dosage of vegetables, that should mean I can just drink ketchup for nutrition. I can...
Drank stuff that tasted like skittles. And it glowed under blacklight haha. Interesting night.
I'm skilled enough to eat on my bed without...
My bed: stfu
I just got back from the gym and the cafeteria closes in 20 minutes! I don’t have time to shower. I’m just going to spray Air Wick all over myself and strut like a mad boss. You wouldn’t believe it, but I smell like sunshine.
Sometimes YouTube comments concern me...
I overslept for an important one-time class. Damnnn it. Now I have to wait for it to be offered again, which is most likely next year. I’m sad. I don’t want to go to class anymore. I just want to sit here and play video games. But I won’t. I might as well not be a lazy ass.
We won’t break. We won’t die. It’s just a moment of change.
You know youre a science major when you track the tags “science”, “chemistry” and “biology” on tumblr
Seriously, this censorship is a terrible proposal. It clashes with the First Amendment; passing this bill would hypocritical to the American ideals. I’m surprised that this bill even had consideration. Although to be fair, I’m surprised Bachman is even considered a serious candidate. The prospects of enforcing this bill would make America as authoritative as China in this field....
In another life, I would be your guy.
The awkward moment when you publicly tumblr, and...
AWKWARD. Me: oh, OH, CLOSE TAB.
Reading up on the liver at 4 AM. Trying to catch up on the lack of Anatomy and Physiology I missed in HS. Not a good idea to be eating when reading up on organ systems with raw pictures… my bad.
ashboob replied to your photo: Number two. I feel great. I did a great deed for a… Your face. So fierce. That’s the sun