You'll never be as young as you are right now.

I don’t know, this picture just made me laugh

I had a dream during my nap today where I willing gave away everything I had to a friend. I knew my fate yet I still gave. What does this mean? Subconsciously, do I place too much trust in others? Or do I value friendship that much? Realistically, it seems like I’m the opposite.

And its wrong. Oh ffff. I emailed a lady addressing a Mr. Oh god.

So take it easy on me.

I said I ran a mile in 15 4 minutes, problem?

Trollface.jpg here

Sister: Why do are you wearing a wristband?
Me: I’m part of a gang. Like the crypts, except its green.
Sister: Gang of nerds.
Me: Gang of recyclers…
Sister: What’s that on your hand?
Me: I’m in a cult.

Especially when I’m irritated. Oh that’s bad.

Whats more inspiring than Canon in D?

Getting down on fry day
Looking forward to the milkblend, milkblend
Eating and eating, YEAH
Eating and eating, YEAH
Run run run run

I seriously wanted to dance, but no one was dancing

Then when I was looking for my picture with the broom/bride, it wasn’t there. Someone took it. Someone wants a picture of me. I mean, who wouldn’t? They should at least ask. Haha
Oh, who am I kidding

So I was talking to Mrs. Zuteck about prom details… $15,000 spent on food. $6 for every strawberry dipped in chocolate. Ice cream station. I’m imagining everyone dancing with a potbelly.

^And that is probably how I dance. JUST FYI ASHLEY.

And this is how I radiate awkwardness.

What a wild combination. Adele dubstep.

Accio food
Thirsty? Aguamente.
Confundo Mrs. Munoz
Alohomora bra (just kidding)

I hate that place.

Can you unfollow me or close your legs?

I seriously hope I don’t fall in the long run, because that would be bad…