You'll never be as young as you are right now.

We’re celebrating two birthdays there. OHHH weee. Gurl, we gon go hard.

Hm, it’s getting hard to hold my head high. But I’ve always gotten through it, right? Hah

Friend: Did you kno-

Me: Yes, yes I did

Friend: 

Started homework 15 minutes before class

Realize impossible to finish

Skips class

Rinse and repeat ad nauseum

My sister asked me to design a birthday card for my nephew. I’m thinking: “ITS MY BIRFDAY. I’M FOUR.”

And maybe… “GIVE ME ALL YO MONEY AND GIVE ME ALL YO RESIDUALS. YOLO”

Theres a point in your life when food all tastes the same, when flowers lose their colors, and air loses its crisp. It’s times like these when you figure something has to change. How do I see color anyways? I am so use to the unsaturated pigments.

There are predatory firefly species, for example, that mimic the flash pattern of females of other species. A male that approaches the mimicking “female” becomes a meal rather than a mate.

He only wanted to be loved!

-insert picture of success baby

Now to rub it in with other errors.

I return from spring break to find a guy lying in the jester elevator wrapped in plastic wrap.

I need to go back to campus.

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