Count of how many times I’ve smelled weed in my dorm: 4
Cash Cab got canceled…
Now I will never be fulfill my fantasy of looking through a million cabs to find the cash cab :’(
I hate university bureaucracy.
YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
I’m happy and scared at the same time. It’s an odd mixture…
What’s there left to do?
I hate coming home because I know I will get ambushed by my mom, and I know I will get pissed at her.
“Where did you get this gross jacket? Did you buy it or was it gift?”
“Why did you get such a grotesque haircut?”
“Why did you miss your bus?”
This was said in under one minute. I just glared at her to leave.
It’s my school jacket. Thanks for insulting my pride. I cut it for cancer. Thanks for calling me unattractive. I missed my bus because I had 30 minutes to get from campus to the bus station. Thanks for understanding.
Seriously, please understand that I am 19. I can wear the ugliest jacket and the ugliest hairstyle, and it’s my decision.
- "Siri, find me the nearest penis"
Appointment in the same office as Women’s Health. Omg. I have the only pair in this entire room.