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April 2012

33 posts

Count of how many times I’ve smelled weed in my dorm: 4

Apr 29, 20122 notes

Cash Cab got canceled…

Now I will never be fulfill my fantasy of looking through a million cabs to find the cash cab :’(

Apr 28, 2012
Apr 28, 201218,083 notes

I hate university bureaucracy.


YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Awkward moment when porn blogs start to follow you

Apr 23, 20123 notes

I’m happy and scared at the same time. It’s an odd mixture…

What’s there left to do?

 

Apr 22, 2012
#Who's going to save the world tonight?

I hate coming home because I know I will get ambushed by my mom, and I know I will get pissed at her.

“Where did you get this gross jacket? Did you buy it or was it gift?” 

“Why did you get such a grotesque haircut?”

“Why did you miss your bus?”

This was said in under one minute. I just glared at her to leave.

It’s my school jacket. Thanks for insulting my pride. I cut it for cancer. Thanks for calling me unattractive. I missed my bus because I had 30 minutes to get from campus to the bus station. Thanks for understanding.

Seriously, please understand that I am 19. I can wear the ugliest jacket and the ugliest hairstyle, and it’s my decision.

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Shit, I forgot to go anon

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Apr 18, 20122 notes
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Apr 18, 2012221,519 notes
Stmanle with her new iPhone 4S
  • "Siri, find me the nearest penis"
Apr 18, 20125 notes
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Appointment in the same office as Women’s Health. Omg. I have the only pair in this entire room. 

Apr 18, 20124 notes
#tampons everywhere
“We gotta start making changes. Learn to see me as a brother instead of two distant strangers. And that’s how it’s supposed to be. How can the Devil take a brother if he’s close to me? I’d love to go back to when we played as kids, but things changed.” —Changes, 2Pac
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