Saw a girl at the gym on the treadmill reading an MCAT book… How the hell do people do that.
Mom: What time did you sleep last night? Me: Mom: Me: Mom: Me: Mom: You’re gonna die. Me: -giggles-
K: (while reading a screen-name) Who’s Pussyhound? Me: HAHA omg K: Me: K: Me: K: Me: … It’s me.
I should start a blog called amonymous and start harassing korra blogs
First thing I do when I get home from college
Awkward moment when you accidentally title something “Final Sexam” -_-
wordsthatididntsay replied to your post: I think of you every time yolo is said. Bad bitches, I’m yo leada.
nothing makes me swoon more than the correct usage of “yolo” “you’re”
My grades are up but I don’t want to look. I don’t want to look. I don’t want to look. I don’t want to look. I don’t want to look.
Friend: What should I get my mom for mother’s day? Me: a child. Friend: Me:
Ugh every episode, I wait for Korra to glow up, but she never enters the avatar state. I mean Aang did it the first episode…
I love the smell of a freshly washed hoodie.
what is regular sleeping pattern, basic hygiene, and healthy eating. its all about the coffee diuretic, intervals of naps, and tears of procrastination.
I want to shred all of my calculus notes and then roll around in it, because I never have to take calculus again.
I spend an hour going through my tumblr instead of studying.
My sister saw that I had a can of almonds. “Brain food,” she said. “stomach food,” I whispered.
Professor: If you think about it, flowers are just advertisement for sex. Me: Have you been to Abercrombie?
someone said “blood, sweat, and tears” and I heard “buttsweat and tears” … ok Mind =
I'm going to France!
Wow, you deserve a high five
to your face