Mixed emotions on the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act (PPACA) aka ObamaCare. As much as I want to see the Act help others, I don’t think it’s practical enough. The Act, which is reforms healthcare insurance, strains the already fragile healthcare system since it pressures Primary care physician— something the US is already in large deficit of (~70% medical students...
Throwing up the middle finger in a picture is the classiest thing I have ever seen. I applause.
gapingfurnace: napoleon bonaparte more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
The excruciating moment when you’re hungry and you’re waiting for your rice to cook come on ding ding DING ALREADY
I just want a fat corgi, is that too much to ask?
Popularity isn’t about how many Facebook friends you have.
me: have you heard?
friend: heard what
me: you dont know?
friend: know what
me: YOU DONT KNOW YOURE BEAUTIFUL
littlebirdandherhound: Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups? they’re like you’re burning us alive our insides are melting hELP US
nerdnawesome: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried Oh god what is this
what if computer screens could tan
at a store
me: *points to picture*
me: does this product come with the model
cashier: get out
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
gradies: i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
at a supermarket
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
“Include a picture in your application” goddamnitallmyphotosmakemelooksociallyindecent
hellyeahchandlerbing: See what a group of engineers did to encourage people to use the stairs in Stockholm. About 97% of the population took the escalator instead of the stairs. A simple and fun idea to break the routine and encourage people into a more healthy habit.
The bromance between bromides during bromination creates a brominum.